If I were …, I would be

If I were a beginning, I would be… the first impression
If I were a month, I would be… December
If I were a time of day, I would be… evening
If I were a planet, I would be…. Earth
If I were a season, I would be… spring
If I were a sea animal, I would be… dolphin
If I were a direction, I would be… true North
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be… lounging chair
If I were a sin, I would be… pride
If I were a liquid, I would be… water
If I were a scare, I would be…. scary!
If I were a gem, I would be…. pearl
If I were a flower/plant, I would be… daisies/mums
If I were a kind of weather, I would be… summer rain
If I were a musical instrument, I would be… flute
If I were an animal, I would be… bird
If I were an emotion, I would be… happy
If I were a vegetable, I would be… lettuce
If I were a sound, I would be…. voice
If I were an element, I would be… water
If I were a car, I would be… a topdown BMW
If I were a food, I would be…. sweets
If I were a place, I would be… seaside
If I were a material, I would be… silk
If I were a taste, I would be…. citrusy
If I were a scent, I would be…. lavander
If I were a religion, I would be… Christianity
If I were a sentence, I would be… concise
If I were a facial expression, I would be…. suplada.
If I were a subject in school, I would be… geography.
If I were a colour, I would be… green.
If I were a thing, I would be…. pen
If I were a book, I would be… hard bound
If I were an artist, I would be… a painter
If I were a landmass, I would be… the great canyon
If I was a watch, I would be… tag heuer Formula 1
If I were God, I would be… Athena
If I were a vowel, I would be… I
If I were a theory, I would be… a conspiracy
If I were a famous person, I would be… the Queen
If I were an item of electronic equipment, I would be… cell phone
If I were a sport, I would be… tennis
If I were a movie, I would be… a romantic comedy
If I were a cartoon, I would be… Pooh and Friends
If I were an explorer, I would be… Dora the Explorer
If I were a scientist, I would be… taxonomist
If I were a relation, I would be… Mom
If I were a river, I would be… Mississippi
If I was intoxication, I would be… really strong
If I were alone, I would be… sad
If I were a question, I would be… How?
If I were a habit, I would be… hard to break
If I were in an atom, I would be… neutron
If I were you, I would be… ME!

How about you? What would you be?